Is it time for performance reviews at your work? Here are some performance review terms and their meaning

• Outgoing Personality = Always going out of the office
• Good Communication Skills = Spends lots of time on phone
• Average Employee = Not too bright
• Exceptionally Well Qualified = Made no major blunders… yet
• Work is First Priority = Too ugly to get a date
• Active Socially = Drinks a lot
• Family is Active Socially = Spouse drinks, too
• Independent Worker = Nobody knows what he/she does
• Quick Thinking = Offers plausible excuses
• Careful Thinker = Won’t make a decision
• Aggressive = Obnoxious
• Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs = Gets someone else to do it
• Expresses Themselves Well = Speaks English
• Meticulous Attention to Detail = A nit picker
• Has Leadership Qualities = Is tall or has a loud voice
• Exceptionally Good Judgment = Lucky
• Career Minded = Back Stabber
• Loyal = Can’t get a job anywhere else

told you! there’s a whole lot of meaning for that evaluation and i really find this one funny because it makes sense..hehe…!

Anyway, even “successful, career-minded people” stumble on blunders that basically puts their company name in an awkward position.

Everyone know that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as others see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services, but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

• A site called where you can find the name of the agent who represents a celebrity. Their domain name? wait for it. is www.whorepresents.com
• Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com
• Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
  www.penisland.net
• Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com.
• Then of course, there is the Italian Power Generator company.
  www.powergenitalia.com
• And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com
• If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
  www.ipanywhere.com
• Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com
• Then, of course, the art designers who did not look closely at their website: www.speedofart.com
• Vacation planning at Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www. gotahoe.com