eto yung mga sari-saring post na nakuha ko kay Mamon, share ko lang! kahit na hindi na nagpaalam! hehe, enjoy!

1. Kapag me nagtext sayo nito, eto ang meaning!

• wla lang- miss you or love kita
• ok ka lang?!- ano ka hilo?!
• hay naku!- means Seryoso ako
• ingat ka lage- i care for you
• musta ka na?- sinong love mo (this is epal question.. promise)
• secret..-means Ikaw, oo ikaw!
• anong problema mo- nasasaktan na ako sa’yo ah
• kayo pdin ba?- sana pde na tau..
• saan ka punta?- sama ako..

2. Kung bakit kawawa ang babae ngayon…

1. nice men are ugly
2. handsome men are not nice (tama! babaero pa!)
3. handsome and nice men are gay (di nman lahat. hehe)
4. handsome, nice, and hetero men are married (uu!)
5. men who aren’t xoo handsome and with money think girls are only after their money.
6. handsome men without money are after the girl’s money (sugamama ah!)
7. handsome men, who aren’t xoo nice, and somewhat hetero, don’t think the girl is beautiful enough..

3. At ang mga bagong salawikain to live by.

“Laging nasa huli ang.. Pinakamatangkad”

“kapag mai usok.. kawawa ang mai hika”

“when the cat is away.. sabihin mo wisss wiss wiss para lumapit”

“pag mai tiyaga, Good Luck!’

“aanhin pa ang damo, kung ang garden mo ay Sementado.”